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You know you are a Z car nut when…
Originally printed in Z-News, published by the
White Rose Z Club
You don't understand why spell check says "fanatacizm' is wrong
You find ways to fit three cars in a two-car garage
Your Z is your favorite charity even though it's not tax deductible
You sell a Mustang GT convertible with 29,000 miles in order to buy a '94 300ZX with 106,000 miles so you can drive to the ZCCA convention
You can stay awake to work on the Z well past midnight but when your wife wants to "talk", you're asleep by 9:00
You never buy more than you can fit in the back hatch
When a police officer threatens to throw you in jail and tow your car for speeding, all you can think is to say: "please don't tow my car"
You wish Victoria British would have a Z car centerfold
You take the Z for a spin before unpacking after vacation
You buy another Z just because it was a good idea
You know that "Mr. K" is not a breakfast cereal
You buy a beater car to keep the miles off the Z, then you sell the beater to buy another Z, then buy a beater car…
You buy an old Z, spend tons of money to restore it, and keep it under a flannel nightie 9.9 days out of 10
You can't walk by a hot wheels display without buying a 350Z
You forget that you can't use the gas to slide around corners in FWD cars
When you go shopping you park as far away from other cars as possible, but you still worry about door dings
Your significant other takes Dramamine whenever you drive
You pay $40 a month to store a Z that is probably worth $200
You check the weather before deciding which car to drive to church
You know you're an OLD Z Car Nut when you reach for the Sports Z before the Playboy Magazine
A new 350Z could live in the garage with your other Z's and your wife's car would be evicted to the driveway
The letter Z is in your personalized license plate
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